New Year's Resolutions

1. Don’t eat yellow snow. (Why wasn’t I told this as a child?)

2. When a large, hairy guy says shut up and you think he said stand up, clarify before taking action. (I wish I'd made this one last year.)

3. No Detox in the year 2010. (See post of November 2009)

4. Become filthy rich. (I’m half way there!)

5. Write something interesting in this blog every week. (Messed up already. Drat!)

6. Try to get a novel published.

7. Try to write a novel.

8. Read a novel. (Much easier.)

9. Find out who Lady GaGa is and why Mr. and Mrs GaGa named their little girl, Lady.

10. Buy Cher’s greatest hit.

11. Find out what aftershave Tiger Woods uses.

12. Buy new aftershave.

Well, dear reader, there they are, the Dirty Dozen, my New Year’s resolutions. And, may I say, I am resolute in keeping these this year. Perhaps I’ll update my progress as the year goes on, but, since following through on resolutions wasn’t one of the twelve, perhaps not. I hope these will inspire all who read this to set there own resolutions. Good luck!